Two boys
One: My mum’s got a funny name.
The other: Why?
One: Because she was born in Iran.
The other: Who’s Iran?
One: It’s not a person, it’s a place. It’s a country and it’s a really long way away.
The other: So your mum’s Iranish?
One: No, she’s Iranian. You don’t say Iranish, you say Iranian. You wouldn’t say Frenchish would you? Duh.
The other: Frenchish?
One: Sounds like Friend Chips
The other: Friend Chips?
Both: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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